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O meu primeiro desafio...

... desafiado pela Poupinhas (embora considere que não tenha sido um desafio a sério uma vez que o meu nome não consta na lista dos 7 do seu respectivo post) fui convidado a revelar 7 dos meus segredos/truques de beleza meus (e sem asneirolas...). E como gajo que é gajo faz estes sacrifícios para agradar a miúdas giras (a quem inclusivamente desculpa não ter inserido o nome no post correspondente no seu blog!), aqui vai o que se consegue arranjar:
  1. Andar sempre limpinho e perfumadinho - não é preciso despejar um frasco de perfume para cima, nem estar a tomar banho de hora a hora, mas acho que não há nada mais anti-sexy do que um gajo a cheirar a cavalo ou com bafo a vinho de adega e alho!
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  3. Barba e depilação - não gosto de me ver sem barba, por isso tenho um aparador de barba da Braun (passo a publicidade) que me acompanha desde os tempo de faculdade e dá um jeitão para manter a mítica barba de 3 dias. Em relação à depilação, é pá desculpem lá, mas gajo que é gajo tem de ter pelos! Um gajo sem pelos parece um frango depenado... A não ser que tenha os músculos definidos à menino de ginásio ou atleta de alta competição (nesse caso até passa). Claro que quando falo em ter pêlo, não estou a falar em ser um Tony Ramos! Há que ter pêlos na quantidade certa, isto é: nada de pilosidades nas costas ou nos ombros (a cera é óptima para isso, é quentinha, rápida, o efeito é durador e homem que é homem aguenta bem a dor!), pêlos aparadinhos lá em baixo (para isso a aparadora de barba também é útil), pêlos rapados nos tomates (hé hé! a minha nova descoberta sensacional!) e desde que os outros pêlos não tenham um tamanho desmesurado, o resto passa bem assim.
  4. Bronze total - Aí está mais uma boa razão para praticar naturismo, nada das inestéticas marcas dos calções de banho pelo joelho nem acima do rabo e não fico com o aspecto artificial do bronze de solário.
  5. Ter as unhas sempre em condições - estarem sempre curtinhas e limpas. não me imagino como mulher a querer ser apalpada por um gajo com unhaças pretas e cheias de porcaria lá dentro.
  6. Praticar desporto - Ajuda a definir o corpo e a eliminar as toxinas. Para além disso, a prática de desportos exigentes fisicamente, compensa as calorias ingeridas por comer demasiado (sim, comemos mesmo demasiado) e ajuda a eliminar o efeito da cerveja no "músculo abdominal"
  7. Sauna e banho turco - Elimina as toxinas e é uma maneira menos amaricada para ter uma razão para espremer os pontos negros no final.

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Em ralação a avisar-te por comment deveu-se ao facto de querer saber mais que 7, daí respeitar a regra no blog e desrespeitá-la ao mesmo tempo.. Um post bastante alusivo e respeitador :)
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